The BIzarre AF News: Lightning Strikes, Bee Tornadoes & Meghan Markle’s Haunted Apricot

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Broadcasting from the edge of
reason and the heart of the

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unknown, this is the bizarre AF
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Each month we bring you tales
that defy gravity and sometimes

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From ghostly glitches to cosmic

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chaos, these are the stories
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News.
So light a candle, charge your

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crystals and brace yourself
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Alasha.
Hello.

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Hello, Hello, hello.
Hello, nice to see.

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You.
How are you doing?

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I'm doing good, I'm good.
I, I, I'm here to, I'm really

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here to like report on the
important things that are

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happening currently in our
bizarre world.

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We do need to get like an intro
like that, like which I am so

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excited about.
I love of these episodes.

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This is actually the second time
we're doing it.

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And I know that I've, I've
gotten quite a bit of good

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feedback on just how fun they
are and how ridiculous they are.

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Ridiculous.
That's what we're here for, the

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ridiculousness, the kind of news
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stupid stuff that is probably,
you know, not nearly as real or

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hurtful as the stuff going on in
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us off?
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know at the at the end of the
day, you know, before we even

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dive into lightning bolts be
tornadoes, suspicious royal

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apricots, which hint, hint.
That's what we're going to be

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talking about.
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I guess whatever.

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So let's get into this week.
Strange story One comes from

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Florida, because of course it
does, Where a newlywed man was

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tragically struck and killed by
lightning while standing in

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ankle deep water on a sunny
beach day.

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No clouds, no warning, just
boom, honeymoon's over.

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So experts actually say that it
was a bolt from the blue, which

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sounds less like a
meteorological term and more

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like a little like a title from
a Nicholas Sparks book if you

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ask me.
Where everyone dies.

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Honestly, if lightning is now
sneaking from in from like 10

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miles away on a sunny day, I'm
going to need some sunscreen,

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SPF, Wi-Fi, and Faraday cage.
So do you believe in the

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boogeyman?
Do I believe in the boogeyman?

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Oh, I mean booger man or candy
man.

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Boogeyman maybe.
Well, the myth of a boogeyman

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hiding under the bed came true
for one Kansas City family this

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just last week after a child's
complaining of a he saw a

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boogeyman under his bed.
So this unnamed baby sent her

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tells authorities that she was
getting the kids ready for bed

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when one of the kids complained
about a monster under his bed.

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So in efforts to, you know,
reassure him that there was no

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boogeyman under his bed, she
that didn't go quite as planned

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because she goes into the
bedroom and she goes under the

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bed to show him that there was
nobody under the bed.

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When in fact, she comes face to
face with a male suspect who was

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hiding under the bed.
This little alteration occurred

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with the babysitter and one
child was knocked over in the

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struggle and then he fled.
Turns out this guy's a 27 year

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old man who once actually lived
at that residence and was under

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protection from abuse order that
required him to stay away from

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the property.
And so then while fears of

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hiding under the bed, you know,
are common, right, they don't

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often materialize.
But in 2006, a former Washington

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DC hospital, LA, was sentenced
to more than three years in

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prison for stalking a hospital
employee.

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He allegedly made copies of her
keys, snuck a video camera into

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her dresser and hid under her
bed two nights before she was

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discovered.
So he that's happened.

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And then in 2016, a Tennessee
woman discovered her

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ex-boyfriend hiding under her
bed while she was having a

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security system installed to
protect against him.

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Oh my God.
According to the Nashville

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police affidavit reported by
BZTV News, she shot him in the

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foot and held him at gunpoint
until the police arrived.

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Dude, boogeyman exists.
OK, yeah, the boogeyman

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apparently does exist.
Are you kidding me?

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So now I have another thing to
look for.

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Sorry.
I am not kidding.

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Before I go to bed every single
night, I have to have all

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drawers shut.
Door has to be slightly closed.

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Even when I'm spending the night
at your house, the doors have to

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be slightly closed because I am
closet doors too.

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So like I have Oh yeah,
everything closed.

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Now add to the list friends look
underneath your bed, because

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apparently, even if you know
you've lived in the house for a

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couple of years, the boogeyman
can be under the bed that you're

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in.
Apparently ex boyfriends live

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under beds.
Good God, that's like that's the

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title of the next like news
story that does not end very

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well.
Thank God these ones did, no

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doubt.
OK, so for our next story in New

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York City, swirling tornado of
bees descended on Midtown

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Manhattan last month.
And yeah, I'm talking about a

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literal cyclone of thousands of
bees moving in tight, perfect

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formations like they were
answering to something.

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Yeah.
So witnesses actually described

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it as unnatural.
The swarm wasn't erratic like

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you would expect.
You know, all of the swarm of

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bees, that's what you think of.
It was organized and hovering in

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a spiral before suddenly
dispersing with no trace, no

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hive.
What?

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No Queen.
What?

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No known trigger.
What some people said that the

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bees weren't just reacting, but
they were delivering a message.

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So maybe it's just some weird
quirk of nature that happens

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every millennia or something.
Or maybe it's the the beginning

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of a larger pattern.
I'm like nature's warning siren

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insect form, right?
The birds stop singing.

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Now the bees are forming signals
in the air.

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I'm not saying it's an omen.
And.

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Then the air turns to poison and
the sea.

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But if if bees start whispering
in Latin, I'm going to have a

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problem.
Girl, that's nuts.

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I know it's totally nuts.
If you guys have seen it, let us

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know.
So have you?

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Have you?
This is going to be a weird one.

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Have you seen?
Okay, so let me back up.

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We all know we scroll through to
social media or YouTube and you

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can get on these rabbit holes.
And unfortunately nowadays you

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don't know what's real, right?
And you might see something in

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gasp in horror.
Absolute Objectora.

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But it was just generated by AI,
like not even a real thing.

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So you don't know anymore I
mean.

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That is something we were kind
of just talking about this.

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Right.
Do you remember that video that

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Donald Trump had posted?
Yeah.

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Like in I was like Gaza, the new
Gaza Strip, right?

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And it was clearly AI, like
there are belly dancers and

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stuff.
And like Trump, probably had a

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six pack or something.
Right.

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Yeah.
But as it was panning out, you

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saw these belly dancers with
like full on beards.

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So what's crazy about AI is like
if you don't know what to look

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for, very easy to be misled.
It is, it is.

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Well, when this I saw this
particular video that I'm going

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to talk about, I'm like, this
has to be AI.

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Yeah.
It's real, girl.

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No.
It's real.

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So there's this father and son
duo and they're kayaking off the

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coast of Chile.
And this video that I will put

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in the show no, so you can
actually watch for yourself,

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appears to show this big
humpback whale coming up,

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scooping him up right into his
mouth and going back under the

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water like swell like well.
Like the biblical story of Jonah

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and the whale and.
You're like, OK, come on, girl.

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Fake.
Yeah, it really, really

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happened.
And someone caught it on camera.

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So Adrian Simoncos was kayaking
in the Strait of Magellan in

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southern Chile on Saturday when
a whale suddenly surfaced and

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engulfed him, he said.
Quote, I thought I had already

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been eaten and swallowed, he
reports to the AP.

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And AT 1st when he thought he
had died, it was of course just.

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I said a lot, he said a lot of
terror running through his head

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because all he could see was
kind of this Gray, blue swath

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and then black.
Oh my God.

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His father happened to be
filming at the time, which

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caught the whole incident on
camera.

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He was from a safe distance.
He said he started recording

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when he saw these pretty waves
that seemed to be pretty

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exciting.
And but it turned out there was

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really actually more underneath
the surface.

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It was a whale.
So the younger Simoncos told CNN

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that he felt this strong force
hidden from behind, lifting him

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up.
And when he turned around, he

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felt the slimy texture on his
face.

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He could see colours like dark
blue and white approaching him

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from behind and closing around
him and then pulling him under.

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Let go.
I don't know if the whales just

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like, kind of spit him out.
Like no, I didn't want that.

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This doesn't taste.
Good Or maybe accidentally,

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maybe he was going up.
So this is what Torito sort of

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told NPR, that most likely at
the explanation is that he

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happened to be in the way of a
feeding whale, like he was

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coming up for krill or small
fish, and he happened to be in

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the way and scooped him up and,
like, whoa, spit out.

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And then just, you know, because
he didn't want that.

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That's what was into.
Yeah.

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And it's all on tape.
OK, I, we're going to watch this

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video as soon as we're done, OK?
One thing I, one thing I can say

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is like, you know what?
We just talked about a swarm of

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bees.
Whales eating humans, these are.

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Biblical times people, where is
the swarm of locusts and the the

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frogs falling from the sky?
Oh my God, if I hear locusts

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tonight, I'm going to come up
there and slap you.

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Yeah, I well, I'll be hiding
underneath the bed like like

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the.
Swarm.

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I'll be the boogeyman.
All righty.

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So for our next story, this
takes place over in California.

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Meghan Markle is in the news
again, but this time for fruit.

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She posted a photo of herself
casually picking apricots in her

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garden.
Totally normal, right?

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Except one apricot was perfectly
ripe, while the rest of the tree

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looked like it hadn't hit
puberty yet.

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All green.
Nothing else was ripe on it.

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That's weird.
So naturally the Internet lost

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its mind and people started to
ask, oh, was this photoshopped?

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Others thought that it was
actually a cryptic message, and

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at least one person on Reddit
said that it's proof that Megan

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is a time traveler who uses
botanical manipulation as a form

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of soft diplomacy.
If I'm honesty when it's true.

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Did she eat it?
I don't know if she ate.

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I mean, I would hope so.
I'd hope so.

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Did she pick it?
Did she pick it?

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Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I don't know.

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Probably not.
It was probably just a photo op,

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right?
Oh, OK.

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I would think so.
But like, if anyone deserves to

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to bend reality, you know, via
fruit, it's her.

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She's gone through it.
You know, so you've heard me

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talk about AARO.
You know who AAR is, right?

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Well, Sean Kirkpatrick is a well
known in the UFO community as a

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skeptic who's controversy 2024
week report on the historical

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record of the US government
involvement with unidentified

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anomalous phenomenon.
UAP volume one.

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It nixed the idea of alien
offworld technologies and while

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serving as head of Arrow, which
is an all domain anomaly

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resolution office.
Kirkpactors also published a

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op-ed in Scientific America
stating that many of supposed

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UFO encounters he investigated
were unauthorized disclosures of

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legitimate US programs or
related research and development

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that have nothing to do with
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technology.
So on June 22nd, Jesse Michaels,

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who has a lot of followers and
does videos and such, announced

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on his X account that he would
pay Sean Kirkpatrick $50,000 on

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top of travel and accommodations
to come on his show and discuss

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these Wall Street Journal
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Surely, if he's correct and not
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base basic incentives would
apply, he says.

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My only condition is that we
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perfect, exactly what we want.
So the next day Michael's

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doubled the amount, saying my
buddy Kyle offered to double

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this.
So now we're going to give Sean

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Kirkpatrick $100,000 in cash for
an unedited podcast appearance.

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OK, where are you?
Where are you girl?

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Girl.
Go do it.

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Girl, where are you?
We need.

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This Why wouldn't you do it?
It's $100,000.

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You've clearly believe
everything you write.

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Right.
Go do it.

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Now, one thing that we can say
about him is he tends to be the

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skeptic.
He disproves a lot of things.

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And I think that it would be a
great idea to come on and say,

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hey, look, you guys are just
crazy.

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Like you guys are crazy
position.

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Yeah, talk about your position.
If you wanna write everything

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off and say, hey, look, I found
out that a lot of these, the tic

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Tac video is actually because I
believe that he even brought up

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the tic tac video in this one,
didn't he?

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I think so.
Yeah.

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And he's like, actually, these
are government, government

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programs, or not even officially
government, but like government

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contract.
Research and D R&D for

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governments.
Yes, research and development

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for, for for the government.
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Why not go and talk about it?
Come on, friend.

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So good girl.
Yeah.

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Like what?
Like what do you have to lose?

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That's what I'm saying.
Why is he not responding?

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Who does he work for?
OK, there you go.

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We see $100,000, all expenses
paid.

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We see how much.
How much were you paid for those

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articles with the Wall Street
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OK, OK 100.
No, we'll see 3.

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Hours.
We'll see if he responds.

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We'll see.
OK, so the next story takes

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place in China, a 64 year old
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It's always like the because
they're, these are huge

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populations, like the, the
stories of like tumors and like

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all these things always take,
it's always China.

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It's like, you know, you, you
tend to have like the China

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population.
Oh my God, that's a crazy story.

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Well, of course there's a lot of
people there and it's a massive

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continent, but I love getting
stories from China.

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Yeah.
So in China, a 64 year old man

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recently went to the doctor for
stomach pain, only to discover

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that he had a toothbrush lodged
in his body for over 50 years.

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Yeah, I'm just going to repeat
that.

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Yeah, repeat that, because
that's doesn't even make any

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sense.
He swallowed a toothbrush when

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he was 12 years old and just
lived with it for half a

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century.
What?

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Yeah, I mean, like, I don't even
like wearing a bra for like more

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than five hours.
It's too constrictive, let

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alone.
I don't even like holding a poop

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for an hour.
Right.

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I'm going to hold a toothbrush
for 12 years, a decade.

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Like holding gas and come on, we
no way we don't want to do that

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for decades.
We're talking half a freaking

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century that this guy lived with
with it.

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I cannot imagine it like also
like, how do you even bring this

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up in therapy when you're going
to your therapist?

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So that stomach pain I've been
having for like 25 years, it is

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because of a toothbrush that I
swallowed and I was 12 years old

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and somehow I just thought that
the toothbrush would pass or

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something.
Yeah, God, I'm surprised he's

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alive.
On this I'm surprised too and I

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have a couple questions like was
this a plastic one?

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How are micro plastics affecting
his intestine?

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It's Japan centuries ago.
Is probably wood and horse hair

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or something in.
Japan, but in China was it?

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Yeah, I mean, I guess still
would it could be wood, but

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still it's it was intact like
they they found it, they

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released it and he was released
of his his.

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Good, so we all know who George
Knapp is, right?

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Oh, my God, love George Knapp.
He is, is a friend of the pot.

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No, he's not a friend.
I mean, he's like he is our

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imaginary friend.
And we pray to George Knapp

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every night.
We have like one of those St.

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candles, Saint George Knapp.
Exactly, we thought.

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We should shrine.
Oh my God, we should definitely

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we should.
If they make those, we have to

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get, we have to get a Saint
George, Yeah.

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That's funny.
Well, so George Knapp and Jeremy

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Cornell recently released
footage that was taken by the

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military in 2020.
It's a shot of this.

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Have you seen this disc?
Have you seen this?

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Footage I'm not sure because I
I'm like so heavy in the no, no,

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I have not.
OK, girl, it is a large disc and

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it's moving through the clouds.
Have you seen this?

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It is a It girl.
OK.

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So he they recently released it
makes sharp turns like it's not

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just floating through the it's
not like jellyfish.

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Right.
It's not like the Tic Tac.

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It's not.
Like the jellyfish UFO, it's not

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like the tic tac, it's this very
large disc moving through the

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clouds makes sharp turns.
The footage was shown directly

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downwards so when they were
filming it it's like they were

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above it looking down upon it.
Meaning that the object could

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have been a perfect sphere, like
a Borg sphere.

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Good God, so.
I don't know if it's a disk or a

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sphere.
Right, right, right.

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Because you just have, Yeah.
You just get what you have, the

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one-dimensional vision right
view.

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So unlike many of the other
videos of this nature the

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Pentagon is not commenting on,
this one will not confirm it.

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the US military however, who
took the footage confirmed it as

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a disk shaped UAP.
That is what the military called

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it.
And unlike even other Uaps, this

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one is not on the Arrow website.
Interesting.

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Isn't that fascinating?
They will not confirm it.

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George and Jeremy methodically
validate videos before they

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comment and release.
Them they are methodical.

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They cross every I, cross every
T dot, every I, and This is why

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it has taken so long.
It is 100% confirmed and there's

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three things that make it
worthier of public discord.

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It is shaped of a disk. the US
military labed it as a UAP

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navigating through the clouds.
That is their words.

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That's what's in the file.
It's how they labeled it #2

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movement makes abrupt turns and
#3 there are no heat signatures

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via thermal footage.
And so typically, whenever they

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do talk about Uaps, they also
have like, George Knapp and

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Jeremy Korbel.
Like they both is a Korbel, a

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Cordell.
Cornell.

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I believe it's Cornell, isn't
it?

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Is it Korbel?
I think it's Korbel.

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I don't know.
I'm not sure.

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Oh God, I should know this.
Sorry, Jeremy.

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Sorry, we, we will also have you
on our shrine too.

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But but you know, they, they
methodically go through all of

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the data that they're given and
they are constantly being sent

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information.
There's a lot of people, kooks

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that are like, I'm going to try
to put this like, you know,

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feather in front of a camera and
see if they believe in it.

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No, like it like they they look
at it and they have people who

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are pilots who are like there
are, you know, high-ranking

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military officials that they
work with to confirm things to

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make sure that this is legit.
So if they're releasing

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something or releasing
information, these guys have

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done their homework.
They exactly they are methodical

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like.
All the hard work.

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I've never seen a video like
this, it's freaking weird.

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So, so do we think that it is
one of these situations?

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One thing that we talk about
often is like the question that

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remains, when there have been
congressional hearings around

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the UAP topic, of course, there
has not been anything that's

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happened recently.
They're trying to push that they

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have more congressional
hearings, but everything's in

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chaos right now, so it's not
happening, right?

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However, they talk about this
being a dimensional, like

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whether it's living here
currently.

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It's not necessarily an outer
space situation, right?

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Could be a universe like a
bubble, universal dimensional

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thing like the jellyfish.
Like the jellyfish, like some

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kind of a dimensional shift or
something.

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So did they, Was there anything
mentioned about that?

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No.
No, my friend, I found nothing

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about that interesting.
Yes, it's very interesting.

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Typically, what happens when
these stories come out?

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They'll often have more
information.

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They have a lot more information
than they.

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Release, yes.
And I think that's coming if

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it's not already out by now
because this was a couple weeks

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ago, it should be just shortly.
OK TuneIn, maybe we get to find

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out what this flying disc is.
Another really silly fun one.

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So my final story, it takes
place in the UK and it's a fully

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naked man who was seen strolling
through town like he was, you

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know, late for like a clothing
optional Ted talk or something.

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Just walking around bare feet,
bear absolutely everything like

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nothing was wrong.
Walks past cafes, walks past

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shops like it was just a another
Tuesday.

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The police were called, no one
was harmed, and honestly, the

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man was pretty chill about
everything.

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So it really it kind of begs the
question, when when you have

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these situations like that, is
it a performance arts stunt?

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Is it a glitch in the matrix?
Maybe he came from a different

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dimension?
Or, you know, is he like we're

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talking about today?
We had the bee swarm, we have

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the pokey man.
Is he the first horseman?

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Horseman of the very sexy
Apocalypse.

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I don't know.
I don't know.

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Was he built like a horse?
You know what, I need to look

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and see if there's any
photographic.

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Right, I have to do my research.
So my last story, I'm just, it's

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also a fun one.
It talks about fun lottery wins.

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And what's interesting is that
I'm going to talk about 123456

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lottery wins, all from June 17th
to June 26th, very short

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together.
So a Philadelphia man who

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frequently travels for work as
an engineer bought a ticket on

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June 4th from a Woodbury Mart in
Woodbury Drive in Baltimore

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County.
The man said he was cleaning out

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his car more than a week later
when he discovered a forgotten

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ticket and it was worth 50
grand.

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Shut up. 50 grand lost ticket.
Oh my God, that's the dream.

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The Dream On June 18th, a Duke
County resident told officials

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that he'd stop for gas at a
Walmart Supercenter.

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He was inspired by his brother's
recent large lottery prize.

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So he thought, well, I'm going
to buy 1.

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He never plays, but he happened
to see it and he was thinking it

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might be my time.
He won 350 grand.

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Sylvia Wells said she voiced her
prediction to her husband just

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before she bought a pair of
scratch off tickets, this one on

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June 12th.
She predicted it from Handy Mart

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in Jacksonville.
They bought their favorite

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ticket.
He bought his favorite ticket.

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She bought her favorite ticket.
Her husband's selection, the

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Diamond 10X ticket, turned out
to be worth $200,000.

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Just keep on going up and up
and.

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Up 20 on the 23rd of June, a
Hickory resident in North

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Carolina doesn't normally buy
scratch off tickets, but his

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brother convinced him to try his
luck on a $20 ticket just

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randomly.
He recommended I buy that one

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$150,000.
Two days later, a Shepherdsville

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resident bought a $5 Flamingo
Bingo scratch off ticket.

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Cut her eye.
She'd never bought 1 before.

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00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,000
She said she just had this
premonition go get the ticket.

454
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,600
She won $200.00 from that.
So she had a laid on the

455
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,480
counter.
She forgot it was a long day, so

456
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:10,520
at about 11:30 that night she
remembered that she had the $200

457
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,160
winner.
So she went to a different

458
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:20,000
place, cash that in to get more
tickets and $180,000.

459
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,200
Well, okay, do we know how much
she did?

460
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,160
She put all 200 on there?
Yes, she did.

461
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,760
Yeah.
She's like $200 to the kids,

462
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,760
yeah.
Because she had a feeling.

463
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,840
She knew it was her time.
Yeah, she has somehow knew her.

464
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,240
It was time.
Then with the next day, a lower

465
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,960
resident told Maryland officials
that her horoscope gave her her

466
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,000
lucky numbers, 25569.
So she decided to play a pick 5,

467
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:48,440
which requires 25569.
That's 5 numbers and $150,000.

468
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,120
OK.
So what?

469
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,960
Listen to your horoscope, yes.
Listen to your brothers, yes?

470
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,120
Yes.
And your family members.

471
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:01,080
And if you just get an intuition
and a hunch, listen to it.

472
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,600
Listen to your intuition.
I mean like, what do they say if

473
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,280
you can't win if you don't play
a?

474
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,600
100% true.
I mean.

475
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,480
And if you're a Colorado
resident, you can actually get

476
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,720
the Jackpot app and buy
scratchers and lottery tickets

477
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,160
right on your phone.
Do you have the jackpot?

478
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:21,360
App girl, yes.
See I I am so bad when it comes

479
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,080
to that kind of stuff.
I'm like, I'm probably not going

480
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,600
to win, but you know what?
That is negative thinking I

481
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,640
should be saying.
I'm probably going to win.

482
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,760
Yeah, I'm going to win and.
Then when you get a mood.

483
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,760
I bought a scratcher one a few
weeks ago and 150 bucks.

484
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,000
Okay.
I mean, so you know.

485
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,280
What if I want to do something a
little bit more like like I I?

486
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,400
Have you been to a bingo hall?
I love bingo.

487
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,360
OK, OK.
Got the whole bag of daubers and

488
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,280
everything.
You do?

489
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,080
Yes.
I didn't know this about you.

490
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,760
OK.
So I just recently, I live right

491
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,400
next to like 2 of the bigger
ones in Denver.

492
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,480
Yeah.
Do you do you like to go?

493
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,360
Let's.
Go, I do.

494
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,200
Oh my God, yeah, I would love to
go.

495
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,120
Let's do it.
There's like a really shitty.

496
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,160
Sushi pickle pool tabs.
OK, yes.

497
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,160
Now, friends, if you have ever
been to bingo or if you've never

498
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,280
been to bingo, there are how
many different games you can

499
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,200
play within Bing.
It's like you have your, you

500
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,240
know, your sheets and you can
play like honestly, some people

501
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,120
play like 50 sheets at a time.
It's crazy.

502
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,760
I can't do that.
But then they're like, OK, does

503
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,640
anyone I get these things and
like it's people like, Oh yeah,

504
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,960
give me one of those.
Don't give me.

505
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,320
This it's.
It's so confusing.

506
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:35,080
I sat with this woman and I was
a little tipsy or like I went to

507
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,600
this other place and like got a
little tipsy and I was very

508
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,640
confused.
So some people who have been

509
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,400
there often, they, they took me
under their wing and I learned a

510
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,040
little bit more.
But it is a good time.

511
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,200
You can get fun, you can get
like shitty food.

512
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,160
Yes, exactly.
It is great people watching.

513
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,880
Yeah.
I had no idea that you liked it.

514
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,560
We'll have to go.
We.

515
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,640
Have to go now.
Yeah, for sure.

516
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,200
So fun.
So fun.

517
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,960
Well, you know, that is all for
this round of the weekend.

518
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,960
Weird, remember?
If the world feels like it's

519
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,440
coming undone, it might be, but
at least we're here to narrate

520
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,600
it with some sarcasm and barely
contained existential tread.

521
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,320
If your brain feels a little
weird, weirder in the best way

522
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,120
after that, you know, we kind of
did our job.

523
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,000
Make sure to follow us wherever
you're listening so the next

524
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,040
time the bees form a summoning
circle, we're already in your

525
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,400
ears.
And honestly, you know, just

526
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,920
rate US.
Tap that * if you haven't

527
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,440
already.
It's very easy and it feeds the

528
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,640
algorithm gods who love the
strange.

529
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,440
So stay strange and curious,
friends.

530
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,640
And stay bizarre AF.
Bye.