Bizarre Christmas Traditions Around The World

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Hello, bizarre story.
Junkies, if you're listening

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right now, you're tuned into the
bizarre AF, where we talked

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about the strange, the Absurd,
the unknown and things that are

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bizarre, a AF, I'm Kevin, I will
be your host today.

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And like, always we ask that you
keep an open mind, keep a

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skeptical here but keep
listening to the facts.

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As we take you, on our newest
Journey bizarre Christmas

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traditions across the world.
Is welcome and Merry, Merry

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Christmas to all and to all a
good night.

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Merry Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas Alicia.

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Merry Christmas, Kevin.
And I had a great season.

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Oh my God.
I just love Chris's honestly

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like my favorite holiday.
I know it is.

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It yours is my favorite?
She's no Halloween Halloween

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has.
Yeah, Halloween's, pretty good.

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Yeah, I love Christmas though.
I am so happy and I'm so happy,

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you Beast.
Spending it here with you and

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our loved ones for this podcast
feed.

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But before we even start, do you
mind?

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I need some Christmas cheer, do
you?

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Yes.
So we could, we have all kinds

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of options.
Okay.

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Okay.
So we have audio options.

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Who?
Yeah.

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That'd be fun.
Yes, it's a little creepy.

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The little creepy, like, maybe
it's on a haunted doll that

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might.
And if I doing this, And then

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go.
Oh yeah.

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Like you're spinning of a
musical box, right?

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Ready.
Watch this.

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I'm on my way.
Okay, okay.

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Okay.
Oh, very nice time.

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That's a good.
Some great Christmas cheer.

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Then we have taste?
Yes, paste options.

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Oh yeah, let's cheer.
Yes.

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I, yeah, I need to have some
taste option.

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Okay.
So we have a thermos of

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Christmas cheer.
Oh, yeah.

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Okay, okay.
Okay.

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Yes, we brought the Christmas
cheer.

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You know what the Christmas
cheer is the sheriff.

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It's a thing called glow wine.
It's from Germany.

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Me and Dave and I went to
Germany just, you know, just a

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little bit ago.
Yeah, actually just a couple

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weeks ago.
Oh my God.

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It's steaming steaming hot.
So I'm trying to not to make so

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much of a mess, my friends.
Let's have our Christmas

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sweeties.
Well, let's just go ahead and

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reduce.
Yeah, guests today.

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It is Christmas after all.
Yeah.

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And so, First, I'll see what
Dave?

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Let's let's introduce dance.
David, Dave?

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Yeah.
David has gen, David.

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I don't know how David.
Hi David.

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Yeah, just close this thing
right up to the old God there.

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Yeah, there you go.
Yes, that's Dave.

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We've been together for quite a
while.

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We've spent so many wonderful
Christmas memories together.

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You actually made this this glue
wine or glow wine.

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Yeah, cool, cool.
Join.

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Yeah, you pronounce it more and
more correctly in German.

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Just the more you drink?
Yes, yes, drink, drink, drink.

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Okay.
And then introducing my husband.

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Roy is submerged and hello.
Royce Emergen.

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Hello.
The title.

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Are you a fan of Kevin feel so
honored?

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Yes, you should be.
Roy is just such a prince.

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I always say that he is an
absolute Prince.

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He's been, he's basically like
the third member of the podcast

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really?
He is?

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Yeah, I am.
Yes, especially behind the

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scenes and CTS.
Yeah, mmm.

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So let's have a taste of
Christmas.

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Cheer Christmas is here.
Merry Christmas.

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Oh, that's the mass of our.
That's very good, dude.

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You thought it was going to be
so disgusting.

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It's gonna be nasty.
Honestly, that's delicious.

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Actually, we're a little sugary.
So this is a little hangover

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minute blah.
You want too much of that, no

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way.
So, you know, another bit of

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Christmas cheer that we had.
Yes, we both got each other

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little present, we did for
Christmas, we did.

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So I don't know if you can see
them.

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M, but here's our little here's
mine, okay.

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They're like very similarly
shaped.

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They are they the same thing?
There's no way.

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There's no way with that one.
Okay.

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So do you want it?
Do you want to open up yours

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Kevin?
And I'll tell you a little bit.

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So I got that in Germany.
Yeah and this I saw and it

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reminded me so I think so.
Reminded me of you and and many

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times like what I see on your
guys's screensavers when I'm

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here.
Oh my God, what could it be

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then?
So this is actually handmade in

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German, it's all German.
So I can't read it.

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Okay, so he's opening it up,
opening up the box, the Box.

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Okay?
Yeah, it is fragile.

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It is official.
Oh, my girl, good.

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So you know where that's going
to go on the merman Christmas

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tree?
No, I have no, no, no, I'll show

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it to you.
So, it's a total Fang to.

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Yeah.
It's a man with a, it's a torso,

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really?
And a guy in like, a speedo

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thong, but hand-blown.
This is what?

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Yes, yes, we'll go.
That's amazing.

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Yeah, I'm painted and
everything.

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Yes, Yeah, this is definitely
going on our mermaid Christmas

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tree.
You'll see why it's so perfect.

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Perfect.
Yes, I saw that.

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And I asked the guy said, hey,
can you get me this one?

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He said.
Yeah, he's and he said just

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double-checking, he and he held
up the, the Torso.

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And I was like, yeah, thank you
so much.

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Welcome.
Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas.
So yours!

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I know what a fan, you are.
What I'm giving you.

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Oh my God.
God.

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And I'm hoping you don't have
it, okay?

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Because you're such a fan, you
might have it.

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Okay.
I'm hoping you don't, I'm sure,

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I don't know.
Let's see.

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Okay, let's see what it ends up
being.

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Okay, let's see here.
Opening it up.

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I can tell you, I actually do
not have this Star Trek

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Communicator badge, but it is
legit.

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It will show up your phone.
Boo.

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And you tell you talk know, No.
Oh my God.

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Oh my God!
I'm like I'm such a Trekkie.

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I know he's talked about this
like so many times but holy

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shit.
This is so awesome.

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You can connect that with your
phone.

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You have to pin it on me.
Now, honestly, the whole setup

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and the voice.
Yes.

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Yeah.
Like what would I say?

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I don't know.
I'm excited to figure out what

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you could do.
Well, I think you could beat me

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up.
You can create it.

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You could.
Yeah, you can say that kind of

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stuff.
Yeah.

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Oh my God, I just hit the crazy
girl button.

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Yeah, so you say something like
Alicia to Siri?

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Yeah Alicia Siri play Harry
Styles on Spotify.

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So the Harry Styles thing.
I don't know, I just like coming

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up.
I love.

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Oh my God.
Yes, oh yes.

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Oh my God.
Oh my God.

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Oh my God.
This is just fucking amazing.

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Like look o at how legit it.
It's magnetic.

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It's totally magnetic.
Okay.

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I had no, I'm taking the shut
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Its just, oh my God.
Thank you.

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Welcome.
Thank you so much.

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You're welcome.
All right, so this this we're

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gonna do, you can't see it
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My mom's crawling around on the
floor, picking up trash.

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So this episode is
Christmas-themed, of course.

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Oh, you know what we could do?
Yeah.

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Yes, let's do that.
Yeah.

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So for those of you that aren't
watching, I think you should be

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watching.
Yeah, it's a great up.

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Some Christmas theming video
stuff.

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So we're going to do bizarre.
Stuff like traditions and things

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that people do all over the all
of the world for the world and

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they probably what we do.
Probably seems bizarre, we're

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em.
Yeah.

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Yeah, no matter.
No matter what.

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Like, you know, some of the
crazy Christmas traditions that

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you might have might like for
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It's just something you've done
every single year, but right,

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it's really fucking weird,
right?

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Okay, I do, you guys have any
Christmas traditions that you

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have done like that.
You guys have that might be

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considered.
Ginger.

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Yeah.
Do you Roy do you guys, you

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know, one of the traditions we
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about.
So when it comes up what will

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say it.
But aside from that, I don't

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know, I guess I was talking to
your mom earlier and she was

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saying that that you guys do
open up a present Christmas Eve,

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right?
One present, one present.

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Yeah, we do that too, that's how
I grew up.

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Yeah, it was is opening up one
present a Christmas Eve.

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Yeah, typically they were
pajamas but now as an adult, I

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have so many damn pajamas
including these really nice.

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Hariyama's, right.
Roxy.

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By the way you to write and I
went down.

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The onesie free path and you
guys went down the Eleganza.

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Yes.
Both right?

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Yeah, so, so I guess we share
the same tradition all of us do?

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Yeah.
One present Christmas Eve.

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Yeah.
Do you guys have like a nice

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dinner or anything like that?
We will make a yeah we'll make a

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Something special on Christmas
day.

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You know what Christmas?
She's all my Christmas Eve

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reason we like tonight.
He's gonna make this.

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I'll make new Don Japanese udon
noodle soup tonight and we're

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going to have as cargo as a
little appetizer.

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I love it.
Try to do something.

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A little fancier front and fancy
and then Christmas Christmas and

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out to a restaurant.
Yeah.

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Oh yeah.
Yeah, the Christmas.

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You know how they always?
Go to eat Chinese.

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And yeah, they're all.
Open, they're always open.

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Yeah.
Yep, that's very, very true.

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Always, try.
Chinese spots are like the only

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place that are open exact like,
of course, right, Chinese

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takeout.
Yeah, right, good.

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Okay, so we're gonna, we're just
gonna go to run down the list.

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Cool, I'll kick it off, that
sounds great and then we'll just

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go around the room and and let's
talk about the bizarre AF things

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that people do.
So in Austria, as if the threat

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of missing out on presence,
wasn't bad enough.

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Austrian kids who end up on,
Santa's naughty list?

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Also, have to worry about
Krampus Krampus a horned hairy.

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Beast is snatches, misbehaving
children.

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It is wicker, basket serving, as
Saint Nicholas creepy.

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And for sir many towns in
Austria, specially the Alpine

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Villages around saw Berg and I
don't know, trial trial, trial,

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celebrate celebrate elevat,
Krampus mops and December 5th

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when dozens of men dressed as
half-goat demons parade through

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the streets.
Brandishing sticks and

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terrorizing children my kind of
party.

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This does sound crazy and
creepy.

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Yeah Gary panting I could be
crazy and He and scary or like

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really be very into it.
Images of Krampus.

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I've seen are a little bit more
on the creepy side.

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Yeah, that's right.
Not the sexy kind of creepy.

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Well, and I'll put I'll put some
pictures up on our internet, but

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if you're watching On video,
okay.

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That if you're watching a video,
I mean, this dude is scary

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factors.
Yeah.

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So he has like horns.
Like, like, like goat horns,

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kind, Or not go horns.
But some kind of horns that he's

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like, stag horns.
Yeah, super creepy hairy, man.

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That's, that's an Austria and
the Alpine.

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That's how you keep your
children in be, in, you know

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line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, Krampus coming.
Fuck out the on the Shelf,

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Krampus.
So, next time, we, the next one

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we have is the pooper and the
pooping log in Catalonia.

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Yeah, so for some inexplicable
inexplicable reason catalans,

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observe not one, but two To
based Christmas traditions that

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will put a smile on your face.
Eat feces, right?

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Yeah.
Excuse me species.

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They says.
So, the first is the CAG, Nur

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roughly.
Meaning the pooper figuring of

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pantsless a peasant, that's
laying a cable that's knocked,

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to a nativity scenes.
Alongside Jesus is fucking

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crazy.
So, Jesus, Mary.

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And Joseph in the pooper, right?
The second one isn't a conga.

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Theo or the pooping log, which
is a small stick in, with a

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smile on its face that lives on
a dinner table and December and

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it's fed every day with nuts.
Yeah, I'm sure not gonna feed

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the pooper.
It's corn.

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No doesn't say corn.
But sweets and kept warm with a

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blanket and then gets beaten
with sticks on Christmas Eve, to

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poop out the presence.
Really, the, the kids stuck out

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and pray for presents.
Well, Papa gives beat the fed

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and poop.
Boop, do you get the presents

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out of the FED poop?
But you know what, here's the

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thing you want it, like kids,
what are they doing during you

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know, Christmas eating a
shitload of sweets, you kind of

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want them to get some of that
energy out, beat up, eating a

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beating, a poop log.
God crazy.

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Alright Dave, what do you got
for us?

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So I have the Yule Lads of
Iceland.

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Okay, so Icelandic kids don't
just get one Santa Claus but

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they get 13.
Mischievous trolls roaming the

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country in the Fortnight Before
Christmas like Snow White seven

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doors.
Each of these 13 year olds

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Lander has his own personality
including nice, this actually

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sounds very attractive to me.
I'll go away sniffer.

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Hmm, Boone liquor.
Nice sausage.

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Swiper candle.
Stealer also would apply the

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curd gobbler heard, but she's
that.

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Yeah, that's yeah.
And the ominously named window

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peeper, each takes turns
visiting children who leave

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their shoot who lead their shoes
in their bedroom window.

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Dropping off pressey, this must
be presents presents.

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Excessive precedents for the
good kids, and the writing and

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writing potatoes for the bad
ones.

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So it's like, that's a rotten
potato.

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Yeah.
Why are all the so erotic

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sounding?
Is it just me?

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And like, yeah.
Come on, come on.

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You fucker gobbler nickname
window.

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Petersburg websites before
crazy.

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All right babe.
What do you what do you got for

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us?
My name is Mary Lord Wales.

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Hmm and this is a Welsh culture
is acient and steeped in

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Superstition.
That's true.

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Okay, it's not surprising,
therefore, that residents of

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South Wales.
Enjoy parade.

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Ting and undead horse around
their villages, to celebrate the

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happiest time of year.
MMA West sailing display, dating

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back to probably Celtic times
the custom involves draping a

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white sheet, over a pole with a
horse skull attached and

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knocking on townsfolk's.
Doors creepy, no doubt.

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Giving them the Fright of their
lives.

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The party carrying The Morbid.
Effigy then sing.

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To the residents who are
supposed to sing back before,

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relinquishing some food or
drink, there is some debate

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about whether Mary Lord
translates to Holy Mary or gray

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mare, but either seems equally
creepy to me.

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Yeah, I agree.
I totally agree with you.

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Oh, so they go around and just
like, oh, hey knock on your

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door.
So you see that creepy horse

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had?
I mean, Yeah, it's super creepy.

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What does this come from?
Where the hell did I get all

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these horse heads?
I was there like a mass killing

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of horses.
Right?

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Before Christmas to complete.
Probably given from France,

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right?
They eat a lot of horse out

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there.
That's very true.

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Have you guys ever tried horse?
Is that a thing do?

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They totally, do you got it
worse?

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I've never tried it before.
I want to try it.

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I mean had reindeer.
When I was in Norway, I don't

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know.
Nothing.

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It was good.
I know I did a reindeer.

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Yeah, I think that they They
have.

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So I think there's a place here
in Denver that has a reindeer.

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Sausage, has Biker Jim's.
Don't they have reindeer?

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Sausage is, yeah, it's like kind
of gave me like, like deer,

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which makes sense.
Yeah, it doesn't sense.

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Sounds gross.
Well, it sounds good.

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Alright, that's I'm up.
I think.

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Yeah, you're up.
It's all you.

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Okay, we're going to talk about
Japan.

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And they love themselves from
Kentucky, Fried Chicken, mmm.

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So I yeah, I know, it's pretty
fucking good.

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So this is the greatest
Christmas thing marketing.

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Try absence Coca-Cola.
Honestly popularize the fat

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jolly red-suited image of Santa
Claus as we all know and love

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and Christmas isn't huge in
Japan but ridiculously

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successful KFC, add in the 1970
70s established his tradition of

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families tucking into Going into
buckets of Fried Chicken on

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December 25th so they literally
go out to KFC.

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That's their tradition.
My buckets of KFC and that is

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their December 25th dinner.
That's crazy.

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I love it.
Uh-huh.

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That sounds really good.
I freaking love KFC.

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Hmm.
Like I could eat it every day.

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What do you like the most the
original recipe?

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Original recipe like the dark
meat like the leg or the thigh.

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Oh my God, love.
I love it.

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I yeah, fuck.
Yeah, I'm hungry.

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I'm hungry.
But I am eating these great

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Christmas cookies.
Yeah.

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Good job Dave.
Yeah.

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Way to go cook says but I saw
me.

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Thank you.
Yeah, the next one we have is La

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Belle Befana, and Italy.
So Italian Christmases are

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actually celebrated with a wine
drinking which so we're all wine

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drinking.
I don't know.

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Are we could we?
We're not witches yet but we

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aspire to be.
No, I'm a Warlock.

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But it's true.
You need one black mass and then

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you're in.
Okay, Daniel would know.

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I, okay, so it's that the wine
drinking which is not your

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alcoholic.
Auntie, from the doggy side of

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the family, it's actually 12
Days After Santa's visit, which

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is when she comes.
It's on the Epiphany.

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The eve of the Epiphany January
5th families, across Italy,

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actually, leave out.
A glass of the VMO and a plate

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of sausages for La Belle Befana.
Who pops down the chimney on her

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broomstick?
They're Savory Santa.

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I, this is my kind of like,
honestly, like can I just be

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her?
I love sausages.

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I love wine.
I'm fucking down.

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So, according to Fork, lure the
old lady, who knocked back an

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invitation from the three wise,
men to witness the birth of

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Christ.
That's who she wasn't and was so

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devastated about, she was
actually devastated about

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missing it.
So she spends every

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Christmastime gliding around the
country.

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Searching for babies, Jesus all
We're not sure why she thinks

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she'll find him in any way and
Doling out presents to good,

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kids, and coal to the naughty
ones.

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Huh?
Hmm.

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Okay.
So they like their coal.

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Yeah.
You like that.

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They're Savory.
Because I'm savoring your

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favorite.
Yeah.

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Same.
Same thing, Savory and sweet

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lovey.
Mmm.

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All right David Dave.
Okay, Scott being, uh-huh.

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We got ourselves a radish
carving, Mexico.

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Look at that picture.
Yeah, this picture.

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Okay, sweet.
Okay.

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Each year in the Mexican city of
a waka waka the day the days

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before Christmas or marked
within event known as the night

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of the radishes.
Sadly, it's not a low-budget 80s

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horror movie sounds like a
vegetable carving competition.

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Participants get remarkably
creative with everything from

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nativity scenes too.
Fantastical monsters on display

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as thousands of visitors to send
on the city to witness the fun

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amazing.
Yeah.

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It's Using the radishes in
question are grown specially in

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pumped with chemicals to grow
immense, but it all seems a bit

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futile as The Works.
Can only be displayed for a few

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hours before the veggies.
Whether away preservative that's

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true, getting.
That's right.

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Because preservatives, right?
So, if you're not tuning in on

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the video portion, Kevin did
show an image of the radish

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sculpture, which was Mazing if
there's one big radishes, like I

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think it's multiple, right?
Has to be multiple radishes but

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it's like it's almost like a
Cthulhu or like some kind of

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octopus.
Monster girl will long.

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Yeah screaming.
Cool.

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Yep.
Will make sure that this is all

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on links on the system.
Yeah, this next one is freaking

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scary.
Okay Roy, take it at, take it

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away in Newfoundland.
They have something called

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mummering who User groups of
friends will Don masks.

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Look at the mask.
If you can see the video part of

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this, okay?
Go outside.

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Visiting various homes, though
they may seem frightening to us.

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The mass are part of the Carol's
traditional where it's creepy,

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right?
So once inside the mummer's will

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perform a song short plays or
jokes in exchange for the hosts

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Hospitality.
I sometimes complain about

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carolers But I'm gladly take too
many courses of Jingle Bells

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over a spooky Mass visitors,
like wonder how this kind of

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stuff gets started by creeps the
homemade element of these masks.

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Yeah, just yeah, it's well and
yes, with the red and the run

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the eyes and and call like the
murmuring, like that's a movie.

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Yeah, the mother is tuned in
God.

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All right.
So Portugal.

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A Portuguese households, always
set a few extra plates around

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the table on Christmas day, so
that the spirits of the Dead can

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join them for the annual Feast,
they make extra food for the

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spirits and take them.
So they have a successful year.

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Now, I'm going to give you guys
a little personal family tidbit,

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okay, let's hear it.
So used to be the long the

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longest time.
I'm I think she still does it to

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this day.
My mother will always leave a

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tiny little bit of food on her
plate and like, it doesn't

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matter.
Like, she could not be full or

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full, but like, there's always
like something left on the

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plane, like a bite.
Hmm.

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And it could be that she was
leaving food for the dead.

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Oh my gosh.
She goes, she's like Portuguese.

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Mmm, she's not no.
Oh gosh.

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I wish we could ask her, I know
it would be great if she was

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here right now.
Well maybe next another, that's

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another podcast I guess.
Okay.

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She's the one that taught me
that.

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Preservatives or bad?
How can I do the whole thing?

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Okay, so we're moving on to
Belgium and France.

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My friends.
We're actually talking about

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now, you're going to have to
forgive me because I'm not very

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good.
Forgive us all okay, okay.

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Perry a futon hard.
It's a flogger of bad children.

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Okay.
Sorry to interrupt.

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Why do all of these weird?
Things involve beating children

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scaring children.
All of that.

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Okay honestly yeah kids are
assholes.

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I think of the assholes you have
to hold them accountable for

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something you're like oh you
want to get some presents?

461
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,300
You're right.
This motherfucker is going to

462
00:26:22,308 --> 00:26:25,600
come in and beat the shit out of
you if your number is gonna.

463
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,100
Yeah yeah yeah well the pooper
don't get the pooper, don't

464
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:31,800
watch out for Krampus.
All it is all about torch.

465
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,500
I mean we still do that today,
right?

466
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,100
Like Elf on the Shelf?
Yeah.

467
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:40,000
Oh the owl was watching you and
they're going to report back to

468
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,800
Sam.
And it says you're a bad kid.

469
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,100
Then.
I mean, I guess it's the same

470
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,000
kind of thing, isn't it is.
Yeah.

471
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Little floggings like immediate,
you know, Bobby's immediate

472
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,400
that's true.
It's not, it's not like a later

473
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,800
on.
You'll get some call maybe.

474
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,500
So when you guys hear the
phrase, Santa's Little Helper.

475
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,800
What do you guys think of elves?
Elves, man?

476
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Who flogs bad, right, I think of
the symptoms.

477
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,500
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Santa's Little Helper was the

478
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,700
Greyhound Good dog.
Yeah, that's true.

479
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,300
That's a good that's a good
answer while in Belgium and

480
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,600
France st.
Nicholas as sometimes known as

481
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,400
oh.
Yeah.

482
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,400
Pere Noel and his assistant is
Pierre Foo tarred.

483
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,700
And the legend says that PR food
tard was a Gruff Innkeeper, who

484
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:32,000
killed his wife and children as
punishment for his crime.

485
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,600
He's forced to be with Santa's
assistant who travels with Santa

486
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,200
to dispense any punishment to
any misbehaving children.

487
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,700
Oh my God.
So bad for kids.

488
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:47,100
I know poor kids be good or else
you're gonna get fucked over

489
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,100
live here.
Nothing.

490
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:51,300
I'm being.
Yeah, you'll get beaten David.

491
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,000
Let's hear the next one.
Okay, this one's from the former

492
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,100
Yugoslavia, okay.
Yeah, I was tying up Smothers

493
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,300
again.
I mean it's all like BDSM shit,

494
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:05,500
dude, it's yeah crazy.
Okay, residents of the former

495
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:09,200
Yugoslavia would tie mother's
two chairs and sing the song

496
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,000
Mother's Day Mother's Thursday,
what will you pay to get away?

497
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,400
Can you sing that?
God, I don't know the tune, but

498
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:22,900
would you go to get away?
Yeah, those are good.

499
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,800
I like me a.
I have a knife to I'd imagine

500
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,600
demanding that.
She give them presents in

501
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,900
exchange for untying her.
Yeah.

502
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,200
What kind of presence is should
give me?

503
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,200
Well to Yugoslavia sounds.
So Mom, we're going to tell you

504
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,000
up later.
You will have to beg to be

505
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:45,000
released.
She just nods weird.

506
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,100
Okay, Roy stuff, what do you got
something good for us reproduce?

507
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:55,800
Yes, Frau porchetta is based off
the Pagan goddess of the Harvest

508
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:02,600
Legends, often portray this
slivery, which as a cohort of

509
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:07,300
Krampus, she'll reward good
children, but she also inspects

510
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:12,700
the feast being served She will
cut open the belly of anyone who

511
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,400
has been lazy and stuff them
with straw.

512
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,000
Uh-huh.
What do you think of that?

513
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,400
That what?
Well, at least they've linked it

514
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,900
back to Krampus.
So we desire connection.

515
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,800
Here's the question.
Here's the question.

516
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:32,600
So as Frau porchetta is, she
just like an insistent foodie?

517
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,700
Like she takes being a foodie to
like another level, right?

518
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,100
Doesn't she?
Oh, I'm gonna watch and see what

519
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,000
you guys are serving and if it's
not To my liking.

520
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,700
I'm going to slice your stomach
open.

521
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,300
She rewards I guess glazing
right.

522
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:50,000
But so sure was a good children.
Oh yeah.

523
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,700
And then you get stuck a straw.
I mean it's a random names.

524
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:59,500
Very random God has our
tradition.

525
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,400
Okay well that would be then a
grease.

526
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,300
Yes Christmas goblins and
backed.

527
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:10,300
So the geez see this is why.
Why?

528
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:24,700
Calot cowlick, I like to hunt
the real 30 Iraq rui rui are

529
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:29,000
malevolent goblins who enter
homes through Yule logs to wreak

530
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,700
havoc and hurt children.
Once again, I know there are two

531
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,600
methods of, keeping them out of
your home.

532
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,000
Okay, keep it in the Yule Log
lit.

533
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,500
So it's too hot for the evil
gnomes to enter, mmm or Placing

534
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:47,100
a colander near the Yule Log to
confuse the goblins.

535
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:52,200
So apparently this thing can't
count past three, so they end up

536
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,800
getting stuck counting the holes
for our, I've heard of that,

537
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,900
they do that all over the place
where you have to try to count

538
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,500
whole confuse them.
Yeah, by counting.

539
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,600
Their obsessive, like obsessive
compulsive disorder OCD.

540
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,000
Okay, maybe these Christmas
goblins need to like, I don't

541
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,600
know, get medicated or
something.

542
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,500
So you gotta have a colander
nearby.

543
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:16,800
Make sure I have a colander and
you got to keep those Yule logs.

544
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,800
Burning golly Oh God, there's
another horse.

545
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:24,800
Oh no, so we're actually moving
on to Bavaria rather the it's

546
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,400
the straw Devils mmm-hmm, which
is actually, another example of

547
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:34,100
a pagan tradition, that evolved
evolved into a traditional

548
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,700
Christmas tradition, right?
Like so a lot of these

549
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,400
Traditions first, start off as
Pagan ones and then they're

550
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,800
like, oh, looks like the pagans
are having a lot of fun.

551
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,900
Come and be a part of our
church.

552
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,400
So we're going to take this on
as Christian.

553
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,400
Um, so a group of Bavarian then
converted into beating children,

554
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,300
right.
By the way, we're going to beat

555
00:31:55,300 --> 00:32:02,500
your ill-behaved children as
well, so the a group of variance

556
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,400
actually dressed as strong
monsters and run through the

557
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,700
streets.
Intentionally scaring their

558
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:10,800
neighbors, the participants
actually enjoy ranking the

559
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,800
worst.
Strong monster.

560
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,700
So, I guess it's kind of like a
Bavarian version of our crazy,

561
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,200
like, ugly, Christmas sweater.
So wonder what makes us strong

562
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,500
monster worse.
Yeah.

563
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:26,900
Is it like less or more?
Yeah.

564
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,800
Yeah.
Like you're putting more time

565
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,300
into it or less time into it.
Right?

566
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,000
It's a good question.
Interesting.

567
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,900
I think it's just the scariest
draw.

568
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,900
Yeah that's true.
Scares me think of a barrier.

569
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,600
That means something very
specific for sure.

570
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:43,000
Right.
Okay.

571
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,100
What do we got Dave?
Okay so we're going to the Czech

572
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,500
Republic.
So very adjacent dish.

573
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,300
Okay?
Throwing a shoe to get a

574
00:32:49,308 --> 00:32:52,900
husband, so this could be taken
as advisors suppose if it works,

575
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,900
okay.
Hey, single women single woman

576
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,600
in the Czech Republic will turn
their back to the front door and

577
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,000
throw the shoe behind them.
If the shoe lands with its toes

578
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,300
pointing towards the house, the
women will be married within a

579
00:33:05,308 --> 00:33:07,300
year.
Mmm, this comic, the garter belt

580
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,300
thing.
No, I'm okay.

581
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,400
I'm okay.
It'll yeah, the book.

582
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,700
Exactly.
The same thing.

583
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:17,500
Except it's a shoe.
I'm Brides.

584
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,700
What do you got?
Anything fun.

585
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:23,400
Well in America, we have the
Festivus for the rest of us.

586
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,600
So maybe we do have a few
strange Traditions.

587
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,100
Here we do in America, we do
festive.

588
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:34,600
Us was introduced in an episode
of Seinfeld by the character of

589
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,100
freight Cadenza, the holiday
features, aluminum poles and

590
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:43,400
events such as an airing of
grievances Feats of Strength and

591
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,800
labeling.
A Festivus Miracles.

592
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,700
The made-up holiday has Third, a
following and is celebrated on

593
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:54,600
December 23rd.
You can even find Festivus poles

594
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,700
on sale if you know, where to
look.

595
00:33:56,700 --> 00:34:00,100
So I have to tell you, I got we
don't write and I never never

596
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,200
watched Seinfeld.
You haven't watched Seinfeld.

597
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,300
Oh my God, it's so funny.
I mean, you do ever so this

598
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,900
takes me to this point.
Okay.

599
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,600
We don't know of this tradition.
Yes.

600
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,199
And so we're reading all of
these other traditions in these

601
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,100
other countries.
And I wonder if those people are

602
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,800
like, what are you talking
about?

603
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:21,300
Yeah, what.
Yeah, I've never heard of you.

604
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,300
I don't beat children.
Yeah.

605
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,500
Like there's a light only one
fire.

606
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,100
Yeah, that's true.
That does.

607
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,400
That's a very that's a very good
point if you haven't if you

608
00:34:30,408 --> 00:34:32,900
haven't heard of it then.
Yeah it's not it's just not

609
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,699
right.
But okay.

610
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:38,800
So for Festivus it's what's
really funny is I think the

611
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,699
Airing of Grievances.
So like you just like say What

612
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:45,100
kind of like issues you have
with people and you can have the

613
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,699
floor, but you can take the
floor for like, a couple of

614
00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:50,400
minutes and you're like, I have
some real fucking problems with

615
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400
you.
Like you did this and this, and

616
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,400
this, and no one can say
anything, which is pretty funny.

617
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,600
So it's like, gives you the
ability to just like tell

618
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,700
someone fucking off and like,
Feats of Strength, it's like,

619
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,200
you get drunk and fucking try to
fight like, like wrestle people

620
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,300
and then the labeling.
Do you remember the labeling of

621
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,500
the Festivus Miracles?
I can't say that.

622
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,300
I do see you guys.
Watch the show.

623
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,700
Fuck, yeah, you're very much
aware of what's.

624
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,700
This is George Costanza?
His dad actually created it.

625
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,500
Okay, so yeah, yeah, Frank
Costanza.

626
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,200
So he, you know, show, yeah, and
the show.

627
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:29,200
So he is trying to create his
own, his own, like holiday

628
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,200
tradition, and basically it's
just he's like, kind of an angry

629
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,300
like loud, dude.
So it's like an, it's an excuse

630
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,900
to be an asshole, really during
the holidays, and he has like a

631
00:35:39,908 --> 00:35:42,100
pole instead instead of a A
tree.

632
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,600
So you have to like go to the
the bother of like putting a

633
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,600
tree with like ornaments and
shit up.

634
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,100
It's just like a fucking pole.
It's pretty funny.

635
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,800
Yeah.
But we're already past it.

636
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,000
We're past celebrating it so I
guess we're supposed to

637
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,600
celebrate yesterday, 23rd.
Yeah.

638
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:01,100
Snooze, you lose.
Okay, because you lose.

639
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,100
Let's hear the next one.
Kevin.

640
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,600
Okay.
Let's do what I like the

641
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,200
picture.
Pretty sexy have us.

642
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,200
We have a story afterwards about
that.

643
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,100
Okay, so Finland Christmas
saunas for the dead.

644
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:19,200
So it's common for most humans
in Finland thinned Lynde to have

645
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,100
a sauna because of frigid
weather.

646
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,400
I think we've all have seen
that, and yes, it's so shouldn't

647
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,400
be too surprising.
That finished families.

648
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,600
Enjoy a spa together on
Christmas.

649
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,300
Morning.
What's slightly earier?

650
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:35,000
Is that the keep the sauna warm
after Sunset and sunset?

651
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,300
In case the deceased relatives
stopped by for a visit?

652
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,500
Oh, interesting.
So they got to keep because the

653
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:46,100
sun is such a thing then.
Yeah, they've got to keep a hot

654
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,600
sauna going for their dead
relatives.

655
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,700
Well, it is, it's like, it's a
total tradition just there.

656
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:55,100
So Dave and I, you know, not my
Munna, we just travel, but we

657
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,600
did, we just traveled.
I hate when people talk like

658
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,100
that but like, honestly, We did
so, whatever.

659
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:08,800
But we just traveled to Germany
and I didn't realize how big the

660
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,800
sauna tradition there is because
I've only gone to the sauna like

661
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,900
maybe at a spa, right?
If you're going for a spa day,

662
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,700
also at the gym, like the YMCA,
and it's like separate.

663
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:22,500
So it's like the woman's son or
whatever dry sauna right?

664
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,800
Not steam room.
So, you know, it's not a big

665
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,000
deal.
Well, there, everyone gets naked

666
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,800
in them.
And I got so weirded out because

667
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,000
it's like men and women.
Everyone's in there.

668
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,100
And I was like, oh my God I
think our culture, right totally

669
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:40,100
different culture.
Like it's whatever it's like

670
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,800
whatever like people are laying
naked on the because it's not

671
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,300
about sex, it's about being
lasting.

672
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah.
And being in the sauna sweating

673
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,300
and stuff like that, it's like a
healthy thing, right?

674
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,500
And I like had, I don't know
David.

675
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,900
You can kind of tell me like
what the I had.

676
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,500
Like, I'm kind of panic.
I'm like, I don't know if I can

677
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,500
do this.
This is like too much.

678
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,500
Much.
So I went to the woman's one

679
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,700
first but Dave was like, oh,
well, I feel weird being a

680
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,300
single dude, going in there
alone.

681
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:08,900
So, yeah, I suppose, yeah, we
eventually got their Merit of

682
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:12,100
Americans are really uptight.
I was so uptight and we are.

683
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:15,600
We are really actually like not
uptight but I was in that moment

684
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,600
course, yes, that's just not our
culture.

685
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,700
It's not our culture, but it was
like nice.

686
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:21,300
When we eventually like when we
did.

687
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,500
I was like, who fucking cares?
I was like, what did you do?

688
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,300
I did I Found the courage?
And honestly, I just like laid

689
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,500
down, like, in the song.
I was like just don't look at

690
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,700
anyone.
Just don't look at me like that.

691
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,100
I had my eyes closed the whole
time.

692
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,300
Not very relaxing.
You are relaxed.

693
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,100
I was laying down.
Yeah it was totally relaxed, you

694
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,800
are.
Yeah I'm like just don't if you

695
00:38:37,808 --> 00:38:41,300
don't look at anyone thing about
just yeah just like fucking

696
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,900
sweat and like don't look at
anyone and you're fine.

697
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,900
Yeah, fucking Sweat.
Just well.

698
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,700
Yeah.
That's right.

699
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,400
That's right.
Can't do that.

700
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,700
Maybe like these fucking
Americans.

701
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,500
Do it anywhere.
The like, route.

702
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,100
I'm Dave.
I think I'm out of here.

703
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,000
Someone could have helped.
Did you know where you were

704
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,900
coming?
I know.

705
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,600
Yeah.
All right.

706
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,300
Bummer and a half.
We'll take care of it.

707
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:10,900
After the episodes Trump.
So the next one that we have

708
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,000
wait, whose turn is it?
Yes, yours mine.

709
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,200
I thought so.
Okay, so it's Greenland it's

710
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,500
actually daish like can I get
some more wine?

711
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:25,100
So Greenland's a dining on
kiviak or like a delicious

712
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:29,000
decomposing bird and seal meat
My God.

713
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,800
So, like haggis, you know, just
like discuss back.

714
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:37,400
So, Quebec is a traditional dish
and Greenland, where I'd, I dead

715
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:44,900
Ox, which is a bird are placed
inside a hollowed-out carcass of

716
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,000
a seal.
The seal is actually left to

717
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,700
ferment for seven months
underneath a rock.

718
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,500
So, you know, when you guys are
here tomorrow, you know, because

719
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,500
Christmas.
So just bring this dish next

720
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,600
time that someone complains
musical it Early eat this.

721
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,900
The eat it for sure they eat it.
Yeah, absolutely disturbing,

722
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:09,100
it's so gross but they eat it.
Because guess what?

723
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,300
What some of us, you know?
Like, weird shit.

724
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,800
I mean, have you ever had what
is it in?

725
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,300
The Philippines.
Yes, I think that's the

726
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:27,300
Philippines and they eat the
birds that are not born, yet the

727
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,500
egg.
Yeah, the fetus, like, egg the

728
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,200
egg, with the bird that's
growing in the Shell.

729
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,000
Dude.
No.

730
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,300
Have, you know, he'll know what
is it called?

731
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,700
Like a balut egg or something?
Yes, I have not eaten it.

732
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,900
I can't even if I think that
because I'm pretty open minded

733
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,500
as far as food and stuff, goes
not saunas, but food.

734
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,800
I'm pretty open minded about it.
I think that I would want to

735
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,400
say, I try it but I just
couldn't get past it.

736
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,900
I could I don't think I could.
It's the feathers for me.

737
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:06,300
Who is next?
Yes.

738
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:12,700
Oh, it's a German German German,
because Varian bullshit, I think

739
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:15,200
on the subway, every other
person is dressed like this.

740
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,000
So now I finally understand.
We're aha Germany.

741
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,700
So this is about Belsnickel the
sadist, I first heard of

742
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,700
Belsnickel on an episode of The
Office.

743
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,300
Interesting.
I thought it was so strange.

744
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,000
It must have been made up but
he's actually common in Germany

745
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,300
and even in Pennsylvania, dutch
communities.

746
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,600
Belsnickel is used to scare
children into good behavior.

747
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:43,100
You don't say he's an old
children, he's an old man with

748
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,200
dirty Furs and law and a long
beard.

749
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:49,000
He raps on the doors with a or
windows with a wooden stick.

750
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,900
Makes the children sing songs
for him date or answer

751
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,200
questions.
Mmm.

752
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,900
He then tosses candles on the
floor and if the child at the

753
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:59,900
child leaps.
Oh, sorry, candies.

754
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:03,600
He tosses candies on the floor
and have the child leaps to the

755
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,200
sweets too quickly.
You'll hit them with a stick too

756
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,300
fast.
So you fast child as Dwight from

757
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,500
the office said, he's kind of
like Santa, except dirty and

758
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,400
worse.
So you saw a lot of people

759
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,200
dressed up like this guy that I
was alive.

760
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:25,500
Why because he is kind of creepy
to and these I'm sorry these

761
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,600
Germans are.
They can do some freaky shit.

762
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,700
There aren't just some weird
shit.

763
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,000
I will say yeah it's very, very
dark there.

764
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:38,800
So we got really bored and sad.
So of course, all of these

765
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,100
fucking like all of these
Traditions would come up.

766
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,600
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna show
try to show this weird Picture

767
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,100
This dude with this sack, it
looks like a dirty slut Klaus

768
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,700
from the office.
Yeah, terrible.

769
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,800
So bad.
All right.

770
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,700
Roy stirs, what you got me in
Germany again?

771
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,500
Oh, you don't say.
So this one is Nik.

772
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,200
Roope rocks.
Good job.

773
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,200
Wow.
Great.

774
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,400
Is a companion of Saint
Nicholas, but he's far from

775
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,700
Jolly.
Okay.

776
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:18,800
Like Belsnickel, he exits to
scare children into good

777
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,700
behavior.
If you don't say he has

778
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:23,400
children.
If they can pray and if they can

779
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,800
heal provide them with delicious
gingerbread and fruits creepy.

780
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:33,000
If not, he will beat them with a
bag of Ashes ashes of what like

781
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:38,300
ashes of dead children or what
burnt at the stake.

782
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,800
So he's basically bad cop to
Santa's good, cop.

783
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,300
Oh, yeah.
Oaks dude, ashes.

784
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:51,800
That's the random ashes ashes.
We All Fall Down that was creepy

785
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:57,200
because off-key okay, Slovakia
throwing putting at the ceiling.

786
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:01,000
So a poppy seed and honey bread
pudding is a traditional

787
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,800
Christmas dish at the Slovak
areas of Europe, at the end of

788
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,000
the meal, the patriarch of the
family will take a spoonful of

789
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,800
the pudding and fling it toward
the ceiling and the more the

790
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,800
putting sticks to the ceiling.
The better the Harvest will be

791
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,700
the following year and a ceiling
covered in pudding is the sign

792
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,800
of a bad.
Bountiful year.

793
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,500
Wow.
I just think it was a sign of a

794
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:27,500
lot of cleaning that needs to
happen or like maggots that are

795
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:32,400
going to be crawling.
Just so the next one we have is

796
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,300
actually in Iceland and it's the
Christmas witch who eats

797
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:42,500
children her name is Maria.
She's the actually, the basis of

798
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,700
many Christmas myths and
Iceland.

799
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,300
This giant s not just normal
woman giant.

800
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:51,400
S has an satiable appetite for
human flesh.

801
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,500
She is bound to only eat
children who must behave.

802
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:58,500
Kevin showing a picture.
Yeah, it's so bad.

803
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,100
She leaves the mountains.
Excuse me.

804
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,400
During Christmas time.
She actually leaves the

805
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,600
mountains to seek out the prey
of bad children.

806
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:11,900
So ultimately Christmas must be
a very joyous time and Iceland

807
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:18,100
but you know also if you think
about And I don't know if

808
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:22,000
they're American fairy tales but
American fairy, tales graemea,

809
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,700
the Grimm's.
Yeah, Grimm's front, if you

810
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:28,600
really think about them.
Hazel Hansel and gretel's on

811
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,900
Gretel, huh?
You know, the which cooking the

812
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:34,000
kids, hmm.
I mean, it's all.

813
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,600
It's all awful, it's all like
it's everywhere.

814
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:43,900
Yeah, they start German.
I just did German.

815
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,400
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are.
German also wondering how

816
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,600
ill-behaved.
Children were, they must have

817
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:54,400
been really bad in Germany,
Cheese Louise.

818
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,400
Okay, David.
Give us our next one.

819
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,300
Okay, this is again in Iceland
and this is the vicious.

820
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:04,100
You'll cat.
The, you'll cat is gree has pet

821
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,900
cat who lurks in the mountains
and also praise upon human

822
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:08,200
flesh.
Oh, that's the woman.

823
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,400
We were just talking about
better.

824
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,100
Yeah, I love humans.
The cat will devour anyone on

825
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,500
Christmas Day who has not been
given new clothes as a gift?

826
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:19,900
Sure, that all of your loved
ones, get new clothes to avoid

827
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:22,700
this.
Terrible feline mmm.

828
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,400
Hey Dave, did you get me any new
clothes?

829
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,500
No, I got you new clothes.
I got you new clothes.

830
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,100
We're good.
Oh no, we're not going with you.

831
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,300
We do have an app to cat.
Yeah we do pretty sure while

832
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,400
yeah we don't have cats with one
of them is definitely from

833
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,200
Iceland.
You can tell it's the accent

834
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,800
Roy.
You know what this is the last

835
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,500
one.
I think you guys getting evaced

836
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,800
the last.
Yeah, last creepy ass again,

837
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,700
it's Iceland.
Okay, the Yule Lads of Iceland.

838
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,900
Mmm, so if you get annoyed by
The 12 Days of Christmas,

839
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,500
imagine having 13, gnomes, who
come into your home during

840
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,000
Christmas to steal your
belongings.

841
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:09,700
Oh, yeah, exactly.
The Yule Lads our sons of gray

842
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,500
area.
All right her again.

843
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.
But not so malevolent.

844
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,900
She could she doesn't eat anyone
right.

845
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,500
Either gifts for good children
or potatoes for bad ones.

846
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,000
Each lad has his own distinct
personality.

847
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,600
So get what's-her-name Gilly,
how do you pronounce that Grill?

848
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,000
Guerrilla rila so greatly its
children.

849
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:38,800
Yes, she has a cat that lurks in
the mountains and plays a preys

850
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,200
upon human flesh.
And then she has 13 boys,

851
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:47,100
mmm-hmm Who steal your
belongings.

852
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:51,500
I mean isn't that kind of like
Snow White and the Seven

853
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,100
Dwarves?
I wonder if that's like maybe

854
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:58,400
that's like kind of its like the
cursor it's like the upside down

855
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,500
for maybe it's the upside down
for Snow White.

856
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,500
These kind of seem at least
based on this image pretty

857
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,100
similar to some of the other
Lads we are talking about.

858
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:10,100
So we got ourself a window
peeper meat hook which is an

859
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,900
awesome that let's start a band
called.

860
00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:14,500
Yeah meat hook and then we got
the window peeper.

861
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,600
Sausage sausage.
Swiper.

862
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:19,300
Oh yeah, yeah, they all seem to
be kind of similar.

863
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,400
Yeah.
And what was the goo sucker?

864
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,300
Know what was the other one
spoon?

865
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:28,000
Liquor spoon liquor sausage?
Swiper.

866
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,000
Yeah.
As opposed to a sausage barrier,

867
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:37,100
another episode for sure.
Candle stealer.

868
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,000
Yes.
They do look like.

869
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,200
Look, look you tell me that's
not the upside down for Snow

870
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,700
White.
Oh, it's totally.

871
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:49,100
It's totally the upside down.
Yeah, I mean they look just like

872
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:52,200
the dwarves show them.
The gorilla one.

873
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,500
I did.
Where he the baby?

874
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,700
No, this one here.
Second one from the bottom.

875
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,900
On the second.
One from the bank.

876
00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:04,300
That one Oh gosh.
The other one, which made her

877
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:06,000
look a lot better.
Jeez, Louise.

878
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,800
She has like a yeah, she looks
hacker door.

879
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,600
Oh, girl.
Girl, we need to take you.

880
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,000
We need to get you some
self-care, my friend.

881
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:21,200
No, we say to her, what's that?
Wow, crazy, you're crazy, girl.

882
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Yeah, we do and she's like oh,
you want me to eat your children

883
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,700
children on your block?
Yeah, actually I do well,

884
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,800
thanks, you guys.
You guys here?

885
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,100
Watching the video, we're doing
some holiday cheer.

886
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:42,100
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.

887
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,700
Yeah, yeah.
So very lucky to have us here,

888
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,800
we are very lucky to have you
guys.

889
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,700
That is one of our Christmas
blessings.

890
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,500
Yeah.
Alright.

891
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,300
Well, have a merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

892
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:57,800
See you next year?
Yes, you next year.

893
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,700
Bye.