The Bizarre AF News

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Broadcasting from the edge of
reason and the heart of the

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unknown, this is the bizarre AF
news.

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Each month we will bring you
tales that defy gravity, logic,

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and sometimes basic hygiene.
From ghostly glitches to cosmic

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chaos, these are the stories
they don't want on the Evening

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News.
So light a Kendall, charge your

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crystals and brace yourself
because the veil is thin and the

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headlines are bizarre AF.
Well, hello and welcome to a

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brand new news flash.
This just in, you know.

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The breaking news FAP?
Yes.

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Bizarre FAP.
I mean it, it sounds like an

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impressive acronym, doesn't it?
It does.

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So actually, you know, Kevin and
I were talking about ways that

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we could kind of bring in into
the world some of the weird,

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strange stories that wouldn't
necessarily, like, be a full

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episode but are happening
currently and I think kind of

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warrant a little bit of an
overview.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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So we're going to, we got a few
stories of mine.

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I got some pull in mine right
from the AP Associated Press.

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So there's our AFAP stuff, man.
I mean for real, I will say that

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not all of my sources are AP
actually I don't think one of

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them.
So it'll be a good back and

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forth.
So now many of our listeners are

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not going to think this is
bizarre AF.

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OK, really I.
Just think it's unreal.

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You think it's unreal?
OK, OK, OK, let's hear it.

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Albany, NY A news anchor, Olivia
Jackwis, she's recently goes to

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her newscast, starts the
newscast, her water breaks.

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Live on news.
Live on the air and it's like my

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water just broke.
So I just want to let you know,

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and I'm just going to keep
reporting.

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Shut up.
She did the entire.

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Kept reporting her Co host is
like girl can you go to the

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hospital?
So I don't know.

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I think I'm just going to keep
reporting.

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She's like I, I, I'm not going
to get on maternity leave until

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I have to.
Clearly, she wanted every second

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of it.
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I think that's nuts.
I mean, it is nuts.

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And this was in Albany, right?
OK, can we just get can we just

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like say the elephant in the
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We live in a culture that does
not allow that is is way more,

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you know, appreciative of a
workhorse work.

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Is more important.
Then birthing a baby.

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Birthing a baby and she's think,
she, I'm thinking her mind,

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she's just thinking, well, I'm
fine, I don't need to worry

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about it.
And by the way, it's our first

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baby.
It is her first.

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Baby.
Which is weird.

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I mean for.
Our first baby.

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I think maybe by the third
you're like whatever.

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So I guess like as the more that
you have, I don't know.

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I've not had a baby and I'm not
planning on that.

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So I can't really speak to it.
I have been in the room where it

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happens.
But normally after, like your

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your first one, it's a lot
faster.

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But it does take time.
It takes time.

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It's not like, you know, you,
your water breaks and then a

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baby just slips right ahead.
Yeah, there's a whole process

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that has to happen.
Yeah, exactly.

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God bless girl.
Yeah, so she she had a baby boy,

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apparently.
Quincy.

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It's his name.
But I'm sorry, girl, I'm judging

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you.
Go to the fucking hospital.

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Your life is more important than
work.

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Also, can we talk about how
gross it is to have like

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someone's water on the ground,
right?

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Now she was reporting her.
The floor was covered in her

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juice.
Her placenta.

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OK, so next news story, we are
going to talk about a former

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Bush aide that came out to talk
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It was actually the former Bush
housing official claims the

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government has spent $21
trillion building an underground

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doomsday base.
Now, this was a former White

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House official who worked under
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And she said that there was
there's a there.

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They spent years, the US
government spent years funneling

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money into a, into the creation
of a secret underground city

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where the rich and powerful can
shelter in the event of a near

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extinction.
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This was Catherine Austin Fitz,
who served as the assistant

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secretary of Housing and Urban
Development for housing between

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1989 and 1990.
She actually made the shocking

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claims during an appearance on
the former talk show host Tucker

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Carlson, his podcast.
And of course, the Internet is

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having a field day.
There are no there's no concrete

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evidence to support her claims.
But she she's originally from

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Philadelphia, and she actually
cited research from Michigan

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State University's economist
Mark Skidmore, who had released

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a report in 2017 stating that he
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uncovered $21 trillion in
unauthorized spending in the

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Departments of Defense and
Housing and Urban Development

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during the years of 1998 to
2015.

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So.
You know what's interesting?

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No, not interesting.
What's sad is completely

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plausible.
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Well, OK, we did talk about DIA
and how DIA has an entire

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underground system, right, And a
baggage claim that was how

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expensive.
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And it never worked.
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There's something up there like
that's weird.

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Yeah.
It's never worked.

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And if you're talking to me
about your my favorite airport,

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DIA is definitely fucking not
it.

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I can, I, I'm saying it and it's
within earshot of me, Curt.

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Literally.
But you know, there are a lot of

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movies that where they build
doomsday bunkers and only the

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rich and the select chosen can
go.

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Exactly.
That's why I.

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Seem completely plausible.
So I mean, here's The thing is,

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is would it be surprising?
And also what if there is?

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I've heard, I have heard some,
some speculation that there is a

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comet or an asteroid that's
supposed to be coming pretty

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close to the Earth and perhaps
it's actually going to be very a

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lot closer than then we are
being told.

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And if there is a mass
extinction event, an asteroid

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would that's large enough could
be, could be definitely part of

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it.
And so guess what?

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I'm not going to be part of that
underground bunker.

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Nobody's inviting me.
I'm not getting, I'm not getting

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the golden ticket.
And even if I did get the golden

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ticket, you're going to be stuck
with a bunch of like I.

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Don't know.
Psychopaths.

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I would want to do that.
No, we are partying.

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I don't like people as it is,
and then you get down there with

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those people.
They're the worst.

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People.
To the no, they're the worst of

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the worst.
They're they are are selfish.

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I was thinking about this.
These people were the last

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people and are the only people
to like move forward and like

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continue humanity.
They're the worst.

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You know you don't want people
who are like money hungry and

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like egocentric and willing to
kill each other to get ahead.

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Quite literally.
Being.

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Trapped underground with them?
No thank you.

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No, thank you.
No.

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Scranton, PA.
Oh, I know, Scranton.

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A former medical Harvard Medical
School morgue manager admitted

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in his role in theft and sale of
human body parts, hands, feet,

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heads.
Heads.

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Heads.
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Cedric Lodge 57 Cedric Excuse me
Lodge 57, Goffstown, NH, pleaded

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guilty Wednesday in Pennsylvania
to Interstate transport of

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stolen human remains.
He could face up to 10 years in

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prison.
Thefts from the morgue and

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bought from Boston occurred in
2018 through at least March

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2020, authorities said.
He, his wife and others were

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part of a nationwide network of
people who bought and sold human

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remains stolen from Harvard and
other Mortuary in Arkansas.

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That's so gross.
Several defendants pleaded

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guilty to various charges
stemming from the scheme, and

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prosecutors have said that she
negotiated online sales of

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several items, including two
dozen hands, 2 feet, 9 spines,

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portions of skulls, 5 dissected
human faces and two dissected

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heads.
Gross.

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How much is OK?
Can we just like, talk about?

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How much is it worth?
Yeah, yeah, like how much do you

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get for a head?
Right.

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And and yeah, what are you doing
with it?

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That's a fucking great idea
because at first, I'll, I'll be

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honest with you, the first thing
I thought of was, oh, well,

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these are just people who are
like, you know, medical students

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or maybe it's like a school.
You can't get a body or cadaver

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or something.
But then the way you asked that

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made me think there are some
very nefarious things that

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people are doing with these body
parts.

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I don't know.
I mean, what have you said to me

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before?
Men are pigs.

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Yes, exactly.
That's all I can say.

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That is so gross.
OK, so our next story is from

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the Times of India, friends, the
AP of India.

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No, it definitely is not.
It's not, but the title reads

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Lost drunk man spends hours
helping search team Helping a

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search team look for himself.
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In a bizarre incident from
Turkey, a 50 year old Behan

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Mutlu inadvertently joined his
own search party after wandering

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off from a night of drinking
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He was reported missing by his
concerned friends and they, you

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know, the local police quickly
organized a search effort to

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comb through the forested area.
Mootlou, who was unaware that he

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was the person everyone was
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He came across the very group
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decided to lend a hand.
Oh my God.

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So he joined the volunteers and
police, walking through the

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forest for hours, helping call
out his own name without

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realizing that he was the
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Oh my God.
The confusion came to an abrupt

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end where one of the searchers
called out Behan Mutlu and Mutlu

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responded without hesitation.
I am here.

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At that point, a rescuer took
him aside to get the details and

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understand what was going on.
Don't punish me too harshly

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officer.
My father will kill me, the 50

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year old man said.
Well, it's unclear that if any

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other or any official action was
taken against him, police

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reportedly drove him home
safely.

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So it actually this story has
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It happened on Wednesday and it
may not have been the rescue

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that the team expected, but at
least the guy was found safe.

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Good Lord.
I am here, he's just calling his

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own fucking.
Name.

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I would have slapped him right
across the face.

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Yeah, I could see that.
A content distributor, I think

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it's King Features is the name
of it.

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They fired a writer recently who
used artificial intelligence to

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produce a story on summer
reading suggestions.

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The problem is that the books
that have been that list didn't

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exist.
Come up with a book with a

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summer reading list.
OK the dog that could stupid.

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Hey I give me give me fun
sounding summer kids books.

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So you didn't ask for actual
books?

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The list appeared in Heat Index,
Your Guide to the Best of Summer

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special selection distributed in
Sunday's Chicago Sun Times.

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In the Philadelphia Inquirer
last week, more than half of the

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books listed were fake,
according to the piece's author,

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Marco Baskalga, who admitted to
using AI for help on his

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research but didn't even double
check what was produced.

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Lazy a hole.
OK, can we just say friends

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please?
If you're going to use AI, which

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I get it, it's easy, it's great.
It can be super helpful.

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Fucking check what you're.
No, because what it says is

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true.
No matter what it says, it's

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true.
Oh, you know what?

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I've heard that.
Like when you're interacting

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with AI, you have to tell it to
not be agreeable.

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You have to.
It doesn't hallucinate.

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Or so it's not sending you.
Or like becoming an echo chamber

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chamber so you can look up ways
to actually make it not be

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agreeable.
Gotcha.

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Because friends, if your AI is
always telling you exactly what

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you want to hear, there's
probably a problem, right?

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Period.
Right, right.

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God.
Stupid.

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OK, so my next story is a story
that I think is probably one of

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the biggest ones that we've
heard in a long time.

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This is a recent report by News
Nation journalist Jeremy Korbel.

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We know all about him.
He does UAP stuff.

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He's worked with Congress
alleges that AUS government

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agency ignored A whistleblowers
claims regarding unidentified

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aerial phenomena.
Korbel, like I said he was he's

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known for his work on UFO
related documentaries, assets or

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asserts that the whistleblower
provided credible information

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about UAP encounters, which was
subsequently dismissed without

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proper investigation.
He emphasizes the need for

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transparency and accountability
and handling such reports,

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suggesting that neglecting
credible whistleblower accounts

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undermines a public trust and
hinders the pursuit of

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understanding these phenomena.
Now, you might be asking, OK,

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there's nothing big coming out
of that.

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What is it?
Which whistleblower?

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This is Matthew Brown.
Remember the episode that we

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did?
I think it was the beginning of

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this year, the end of last year.
Who spoke about the Immaculate

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Constellation?
Matthew Brown was one of the

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writers of this.
Paper.

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He found it.
He also helped leak it.

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And he was supposed to come
forward at that original

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Pentagon, that Congress hearing,
but he was very nervous.

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And when we were talking about
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how it seemed like there was
something up and there was

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Matthew Brown was too nervous.
He did not come forward.

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He was supposed to be the big
whistleblower but did not feel

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protected enough to come
forward.

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So the issue now is that he has
come forward and.

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Why now do you think?
I think there is we could do an

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entire episode based off of this
one, just him coming forward,

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Matthew Brown, just in general.
Jeremy Korbel has a podcast that

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he is.
It's called Undisclosed.

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Anyway, definitely worth
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I think he is now coming forward
because the time's time's

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ticking.
And that's basically what he

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said.
He said he had the kid had done

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everything right, Jeremy
Corbell.

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And he has not received the
support that he should.

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So he didn't come forward when
he was supposed to go to talk to

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Congress.
Congress now knows this.

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And Matthew Brown says that he
has inside knowledge of the

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deception of our government by
elements of the intelligence

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community.
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We've said this 100 times, that
that's there's too many people

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that know the truth at this
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I mean, and we're talking about,
you know, thousands of photos

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and videos that the American
public has not seen of these

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advanced craft AKAUAPS.
Now, Matthew Brown does say I

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invite everyone to to watch
this.

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He does say that there are a few
things that he's learned.

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One, we're living in the Matrix.
Oh.

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My God, no, no, do not say that.
I'm just reporting the news,

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baby, that's all I'm doing.
That we're living in the Matrix,

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but it's just a much more boring
version of it.

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And God is real and that there
are people around who are trying

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to help us forget who we are and
wait.

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How does God come into this?
You and I are going to after

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we're done with this, I will
this please.

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We'll have it in the show notes.
Wow, this podcast, it's worth

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listening to and worth watching
Matthew Brown's face because

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this is a dude who looks.
We need to do an episode on him.

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Terrified.
We need to do an episode.

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Absolutely nuts.
So in London, a man tried to

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help a burglar cash in from a
theft.

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They sold a golden toilet valued
at £4.7 million.

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Who the?
Fuck owns that?

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What?
Yeah, but he was spared jail on

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Monday after the British judge
said that he had been taken

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advantage of by the thieves.
So Frederick Doe, 37, also known

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as Frederick Signs, was given a
suspended sentence at Oxford

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Crown Court for his role in
helping to sell the 18 karat

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gold fully functioning toilet
which was taken in 2019 from

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Blenheim Palace, the country
mansion where British wartime

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leader Winston Churchill was
born.

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Those responsible for this
heist. 5 individuals could be

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seen on CCTV were clearly intent
on disposing of their I'll

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gotten gains quickly.
The judge said you foolishly

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agreed to assist.
So this toilet was part of a

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satire art installation titled
America A Golden Toilet.

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Nice Italian conceptual artist.
Did it and he who he.

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He's the also one that did the
banana to the tape wall.

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Yes.
He did that.

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Oh OK, yeah, infamously fucking
stupid.

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Stupid golden toilet.
Golden fucking toilet.

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So I have another one.
OK OK, so a kindergarten in the

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Greater Johnstown, PA school
district brought treats to

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school on May 14th.
This is WJCTV reported, which is

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great.
Unfortunately, the tasty items

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were jello shots with alcohol
that three fellow students

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enjoyed.
I bet when the school officials

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learned about the shots,
immediate action was taken with

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the kids going to the nurse's
office and then to a local

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hospital for evaluation.
Out of an abundance of concern,

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the district said that it was
working with authorities to find

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out how the student came into
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I wonder, maybe they were in the
fucking refrigerator.

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Been a.
Long time since we've had a good

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jello shot.
I know, I know, I love a jello

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shot.
So here's my last story.

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On May 14th, a traffic
monitoring camera in a Swiss

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town was triggered by a fast
flying duck breaking the speed

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limit.
Shut the.

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Fuck up.
But here's what's even crazier

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about it.
OK.

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Exactly 7 years to the day that
exact same thing happened in the

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exact same spot at the exact
same speed.

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OK, we are living in a much more
boring matrix.

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The speed camera was triggered
last month on April 13th and

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captured an image of a male duck
traveling at 32 miles an hour in

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a 12 mile an hour.
And I should actually I have a

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picture.
I don't, I didn't save it, but

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it's the did you see the picture
of this duck?

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He's like flying through this
intersection.

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I wonder if they're going to
send him a ticket.

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And on April 13th, that was a
2018.

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And then on April 13th, 2018,
the exact same speed was clocked

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by the exact what they thought
was to be the exact same duck.

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At the.
Exact same time and day.

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What the hell?
This is OK.

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That's deja vu in the matrix.
Exactly.

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Exactly.
It's a glitch in the matrix.

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It is a.
Glitch in the matrix.

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It is the cat meowing or moving
again.

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Yes, exactly.
Much, much more I OK, so I I'll

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do I'll do one more.
OK, so authorities in Delaware

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County, Pennsylvania have
arrested 44 year old Christina

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Solim Solimetro of Ridley Park
after a crappy incident on April

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29th.
This was NBC Philadelphia that

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reported it.
Silmetro and another driver took

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part in a road rage event that
ended with Silmetto exiting her

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car, backing up to the front of
the other car and defecating on

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the front grill.
Oh my God.

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As seen on the in a witness
video, she then walked

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triumphantly back to her car and
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She was taken into custody on
May 1st and charged with

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indecent exposure, disorderly
conduct and harassment,

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harassment and depositing waste
on a highway.

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Oh my God.
What is wrong with people?

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A lot.
A lot.

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That's really the answer.
Just a lot.

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It, it is, it is so ridiculous.
It's so ridiculous because for

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someone to so blatantly do that,
you know it's not the first time

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it's happened.
That had to have at least been

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the second time at least.
Yeah, this didn't just pop into

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her mind.
Yeah, and what do you do?

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Get really angry and take a
shit.

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Who thinks of that?
Oh my.

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God, it's sick.
It's just, it's a bizarre world.

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World.
Wow.

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OK, well there's your crazy news
for the month.

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Enjoy, enjoy.
Friends and stay safe and you

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know, remember, we might be in
the Matrix.

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Right.
Think about that one.

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Seriously.
OK, bye.

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Music.